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Great Smoky Mountains Heritage Center Townsend TN

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OUTHOUSE:

[Adapted from a poem by James Whitcomb Riley]
When grandpa had to 'go out back' and make his morning call
We'd bundle up the dear old man with a muffler and a shawl.
I knew the hole on which he sat - 'twas padded all around,
And once I dared to sit there - 'twas all to wide, I found.
My loins were all to little and I jack-knifed there to stay;
They had to come and get me out, Or I'd a passed away.
Then father said ambition was a thing that boys should shun,
And I must use the children's hole 'till childhood days were done.

 

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